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February 2013

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Feb 19, 201341,119 notes

anthraxtarantist:

shadowgorawr:

anthraxtarantist:

what should i ship raccoons with

capybaras

i like it

capybara is just sitting around and eating a carrot or something and being a big furry chicken nugget and raccoon is running around him in circles and pawing all over him and stuff 

harvey pls

Feb 17, 20135 notes
#anthraxtarantist

June 2012

33 posts

COMPUTER FRAUD NOTICE.

thatoneexcellentkid:

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DO NOT SEND YOUR LAPTOP TO THESE PEOPLE, THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF.

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Yeah, that’s crappy service. I really hope legal action is taken, you shouldn’t have to go through that to get what should have been a 15 minute repair done on your laptop.  

Jun 30, 2012507 notes
asdgsldkfjghlkjh

Herp, and Derp, and stuff. 

Jun 30, 2012
Quiche in an herb crust

AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE POOR CODING STRUCTURE.
WHEN YOU TRY AND EDIT THAT SHIT, IT’S LIKE PICKING THROUGH A MESS OF DISORGANIZED STUFF. LIKE A POLITICAL ROAST.

IF YOU OVERCOMPLICATE YOUR CSS WITH SKYSCRAPERS OF HTML AND RELEASE IT AS OPEN SOURCE THEMING, FUCK YOU.

AND ON THAT NOTE, MY RP BLOG IS FINISHED BEING DONE AND STUFF. 

HOW DO YOU INTERNETS. IDONTEVEN. 

Jun 29, 2012
#programming #woes #fuck you #fuck #you #up too damned late #quiche #herb #crust #baked foods #spaghetti
Jun 28, 2012126,391 notes
Jun 28, 20126,730 notes

oncieade:

math is the root of all evil

No, sqrt(-1) is the root of all evil.

Jun 28, 201210 notes
Jun 27, 201255,869 notes

hotelmanosuke:

tumblr has a really creepy obsession with gay men like i understand shipping and all that but you dont need to insist that every single guy is in a gay relationship with his friends or fellow band members or w/e and that if theyre straight then they just “havent come out of the closet yet” like do you understand how creepy that is

JS, I would change sexuality for the lead singer of AFI.
Or my chemical romance.

Jun 27, 20123,076 notes
Jun 27, 201219,412 notes
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

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This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.

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The. Notes.

OMGNOTES.

OH GOD I SCROLLED PAST IT THEN MY CHEST STARTED HURTING THEN I REBLOGGED AND IT STOPPED
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDFLKAJHGS:FLKJGHDF:GLKJ

Jun 27, 2012999k+ notes
Jun 27, 2012342,553 notes
I assume we're friends if:

  • You follow me.
  • I follow back.
  • I reblog shit from you.
  • You reblog shit from me.
Jun 27, 201242,511 notes
Jun 27, 201239,550 notes
Your URL will now determine your career.

ornerycrabcakes:

sassyspider8itch:

suffren:

nightwing-sexual:

somethingpsychotic:

twonklers:

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oh noooooo

I’m good

shit

(I’m good. Either I study spiders or I gain superpowers. And I get to 8e a sassy 8itch while doing it.)

((A limey, ornery making of crab cakes? Hmm.))

Ah, yes, i’m already an emotional pianist, with an upcoming career. Quite a good feeling. 

Jun 26, 201228,613 notes
Jun 26, 2012491 notes
Jun 26, 20124 notes
Jun 26, 2012109,003 notes
Jun 26, 20123,071 notes

mishaphilia:

spnwhore:

all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything

omg

That would be wonderful. I don’t understand why people absolutely have to stereotype anything they might find disagreeable. Just man the fuck up and put up with stuff you don’t like like the rest of us. I hate humans. And humanity. All of it. 

Jun 26, 201225,448 notes
Jun 25, 20121,697 notes
#thatonelimeykid
  • Straight Guys: I'm sexually attracted to Dave Strider
  • Gay Guys: I'm sexually attracted to Dave Strider
  • Straight Girls: I'm sexually attracted to Dave Strider
  • Gay Girls: I'm sexually attracted to Dave Strider
  • People Who Have Never Heard of Dave Strider: I'm still sexually attracted to Dave Strider
  • People Who Aren't Sexually Attracted to Dave Strider: Who am I kidding, I'm completely sexually attracted to Dave Strider
Jun 25, 20129,970 notes
Soooooo I tried to make Gamzee horns and they broke :<

ornerycrabcakes:

cancerouslust:

I have no idea how to make bigger horns stay in place with out drooping and tearing up. 

Bluh! So I just finished up my Hussie horn and I’m wearing that now. :I

Thought I can’t complain. I do have the perfect hair for it. I should make that shirt now. 

http://homestuckcosplayhelp.tumblr.com/

This blog has always helped me with cosplay stuff, maybe it can help you with your Gamzee horns? :O

Love, If I may make a suggestion, have you tried threading wire or some kind of bendy fastener through the headband, and pushing it into\attaching it to the body of each horn? Or Krazy glue? Because that shit is insane.

Jun 25, 20124 notes
Tiny Tim - Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight [LYRICS]

elasticitymudflap:

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tHIS gfid Wa S ON MY DS h AND i cAN ot BREETHe

Why the fuck is there a gif on my wall of a man who obviously likes cats too much?
Leave that shit for hamsters, yo.

Jun 25, 201215,791 notes
you're fucking shitting me

ornerycrabcakes:

tumblr ate that entire fucking post, god damn it.

Eat ALL the posts!

Jun 25, 20121 note
Jun 25, 20122,045 notes
You Don't Fuckle with Shuckle: Homestuck fans crying over no updates. → drawingguitarist.tumblr.com

kiibutt:

sir-wigglesworth-von-baconson:

roxylalonde:

drinkintealikeaboss:

evigkrone:

You guys get updates like every other day. One or two days with no updates is nothing compared to Hetalia or other fandoms. We get updates once a year. ONCE A FRIGGIN YEAR.

Seriously…

I’m willing to wait, take your time Hussy *pap*. Or i’ll stop drawing naked pictures of you. ♥ O_O

Jun 24, 201291 notes
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

thatonelimeykid:

wheresmahbunny:

puttanesca:

4rekid:

monochrome-requiem:

haru-anon:

thesilentsleeper:

dream-cock:

elaroh:

gayfullbuster:

imcesarleyva:

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FUCKING YES!

2 million notes you guys

2 million

4 MILLION

YES!!!

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Yes, OH PLEASE

OMG the notes o.o

HOLYHELL. THE NOTES. THIS IS AWESOME. REBLOG. FOREVER REBLOG.

OMG THE NOTES.

WHENEVER ON MY DASH SHALL FREAKIN REBLOG

AW YEAH

OH DEAR LORD

THAT WOULD BE

YESSSSSS

please please please please

Disney, please do this.

 Fover reblog.

Well why the fuck not? :)

Jun 24, 2012999k+ notes

It’s raining outside tonight. I always feel peaceful, wishing that the water could wash my soul clean of its insecurity and old scars. But like the ocean, only time weathers down jagged rocks, and peace only comes when the light is shattered through a thundering mist.
Forgetting your past is impossible, so I’ll rest my weary mind awhile in the soft, whispering silvery raindrops.

Jun 24, 2012
#poetic #thoughtful #rain #key lime pie #betty crocker
The most accurate post on Tumblr.
  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Jun 24, 2012414,866 notes
#every time
Re: my last post.

thatonelimeykid:

emotionalpianist:

The day that Bella leaves her tumblr open on my phone, I shall reblog so much Betty Crocker it’s not even going to be funny. She will be swimming in instant cake mix, that is how funny it will be. Yes.

Love yoooou

Betty Crocker.
Mark my words, mark them with strong metaphorical highlighter.

Jun 23, 20124 notes
Re: my last post.

The day that Bella leaves her tumblr open on my phone, I shall reblog so much Betty Crocker it’s not even going to be funny. She will be swimming in instant cake mix, that is how funny it will be. Yes.

Jun 23, 20124 notes
Victor has once again left his tumblr open to my greedy hands

Oh love when will you learn?

Jun 23, 2012
#bella blogs from victors account
Jun 23, 201264,025 notes

May 2012

1 post

“COMIC CON RUINED FOREVER: HOMESTUCK OFFICIALLY REPLACES STAR WARS.” —

Andrew hussie

Hussie have I even mentioned how much I love you.

(via poetofvoid)

May 8, 20127 notes

April 2012

3 posts

jareklloyd replied to your post: Victor left his tumblr open again on my laptop. dude yes do it.

I shall. B)

Apr 29, 20121 note
Victor left his tumblr open again on my laptop.

I should reblog a shit ton of yaoi.

YES/NO?

Apr 29, 20123 notes
#This is Bella #thatonelimeykid
HI IM VICDERP AND U GAIZ SHOULD TOTES FOLLOW MAH MATESPRIT BELLA → thatonelimeykid.tumblr.com
Apr 29, 2012
#(This is not Victor btw) #(derp)

January 2012

1 post

STOP SOPA AND PIPA, AND CORRUPTION → google.com

GUYS. All you have to do is share this link, and maybe even petition your congressman, and you will have helped stop SOPA. All it is is the big media companies asking for permission to censor whoever they please, how they please. If you don’t think this is important, maybe you should try not using google or youtube for one day. And then the day after that. And the one after that too. And so on and so forth.
If we don’t fight this, no one will, and this could just be the beginning of giving censorship rights out to the government and corporations. Help stop the corruption. Help keep our freedom.
Jan 18, 20123 notes
#sopa #pipa #stop sopa #stop pipa #corruption #censorship #stop government censorship

December 2011

1 post

HEY

HEY SWEET-THANG, YOU LEFT YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNT OPEN ON LAWRANCE.

I LOVE YOU.

-Bella <3

Dec 20, 2011
#kekekekeke~ #&lt;3

November 2011

15 posts

Nov 23, 201128 notes
Nov 19, 20115 notes
Nov 18, 201116 notes
Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

Oh really? i’m infatuated with you too :D <3 so much, that in fact i went there, looked up your i.p. in the server, and (without creating an account) put it into some proxies and am currently setting my pc up so it can netsend client messages directly to you :) so, before you try to trick me into wasting my time, making an account so some site can make advertising money off of me, also clogging my email with spam probably, remember that sometimes you’ll actually annoy someone enough who has way too much time on their hands to the point where they stalk you electronically, and get your i.p. :) love you, bye <3

Nov 16, 2011
Nov 13, 20117 notes
#harry #potter #harry potter #glasses #look alike #lookalike #derp #thief #stealing #someone is about to recieve a musical asskicking
Nov 12, 20114 notes
#derp #chucknorris #chuck norris #photography #Clothing #Bite me #Bite me
Nov 12, 201143 notes
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

thatonelimeykid:

wheresmahbunny:

puttanesca:

4rekid:

monochrome-requiem:

haru-anon:

thesilentsleeper:

dream-cock:

elaroh:

gayfullbuster:

imcesarleyva:

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FUCKING YES!

2 million notes you guys

2 million

4 MILLION

YES!!!

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Yes, OH PLEASE

OMG the notes o.o

HOLYHELL. THE NOTES. THIS IS AWESOME. REBLOG. FOREVER REBLOG.

OMG THE NOTES.

WHENEVER ON MY DASH SHALL FREAKIN REBLOG

AW YEAH

OH DEAR LORD

THAT WOULD BE

YESSSSSS

please please please please

Disney, please do this.

 Fover reblog.

Disney, i have some grievances for you. Aside from your founder being an anti-fucking-semite, Can you give me an honest reason why there have been no homoseual or bisexual characters in your midst? seriously, someone should eat you with mac’n cheese and be like “HEY, I CAN’T FIND THE SEXUAL DIVERSITY, I BLAME SOCIETY.” so next time you decide to go decades without conforming to modern culture, take into account the rants like this that will follow.

love, someone who wants to smack you with a long appendage, preferably a genital. <3

Nov 12, 2011999k+ notes
Muistikortti: I shall stop my Bleach related weeping → utane.tumblr.com

utane:

Before I lose followers for watching that piece of shite anime

(though it was like really good, if you skipped the fillers (except the zampakutou fillers because asdasd it was so fucking awesome) and could handle the long lasting fights)

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Also, you have to fucking love the characters, I have…

Nov 12, 2011
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